Posted by: squaker on: July 30, 2009
This groom looks suspicious too. At least they’re both wearing wedding attire and… ooh Rock Band!
Posted by: squaker on: July 27, 2009
Did they have to make his package so pronounced. Two words: Loose-fit jeans.
Posted by: squaker on: July 24, 2009
I would have never seen this marriage coming. An American billionaire with an Amazonian princess, and they both look evil.
Posted by: squaker on: July 21, 2009
This is one of the most detailed toppers I’ve ever seen. I almost thought they were real people at first galnce.
Posted by: squaker on: July 18, 2009
The guy wouldn’t even wear pants to his own wedding. He’s almost as bad as the sock monkey.
Posted by: squaker on: July 15, 2009
If I’m correct, those would be their prom outfits. Homer looks like he’s getting cold feet.
Posted by: squaker on: July 12, 2009
How tacky to get married in your firefighter suit. No style at all.
Posted by: squaker on: July 9, 2009
This bride doesn’t even want to wait for the honeymoon.
Posted by: squaker on: July 6, 2009
What is with all the little children getting married? They’re still getting happy meals, let alone wedding rings. The eye makeup is a little gothic.
Posted by: squaker on: July 3, 2009
This could be cute if it wasn’t so scary. Also, she is basically his physical superior so I would be nice if I was him.
